e-punx:

Stretching isn’t enough I need my spine removed and repeatedly cracked like a whip

uvradical:

foxgirlsounds:

spandexinspace:

I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world’s largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

pov: you’ve been transported to the 17th century

#in the article it says that the sailboat sailors were concerned because they could not be towed quickly because of the kind of boat#so they asked Götheborg what type of ship they were and warned that they would not be able to go above a certain speed#and götheborg went ’ we are also a sailboat. 50 meters length. no worries :) ’#and the poor sailboat sailors were just like ’ That’s not possible. they have to be messing with us’ and then the ship Rolled Up (via bunjywunjy)

sushisocks:

i wake up and i am immediately thinking about those characters. i eat breakfast and i am thinking about those characters. i do chores and i am thinking about those characters. i do any work, i study, i walk the dogs, and i am thinking about those characters. i go to bed and i am thinkign

fartgallery:

cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25

depsidase:

apas-95:

night’s sleep for 12+ hours: i want to lay here forever if i have to leave this place terrible things will happen

night’s sleep for 9 hours: i am a human animal and i will eat a meal and exercise while engaging in social intercourse

night’s sleep for 6 hours: im up im awake im doing stuff I’m good

night’s sleep for 5 hours: the world is fundamentally an evil place

night’s sleep for 4 hours: the world is an uncaring place

night’s sleep for 3 hours: the world is made of a thin film of breakable craftpaper

Blocking only creates uninformed bubbles.

headspace-hotel:

dduane:

PSA: *Beware* AI-generated fungi guudebooks!!

…Not a phrase I imagined myself typing today. But, via @heyMAKWA on Twitter:

“i’m not going to link any of them here, for a variety of reasons, but please be aware of what is probably the deadliest AI scam i’ve ever heard of:

“plant and fungi foraging guide books. the authors are invented, their credentials are invented, and their species IDs will kill you”

…So please be careful if you run across anything of this kind.

NOOOOO

actualaster:

zelda-and-princess-hyrule:

having friends in dif time zones is just

If your sleep schedule is fucked up enough this can be with friends in your own timezone!

onconstellationstreetmp3: